I swear if the cable company doesn’t fix our Internet tomorrow I will throw something through their windows. That’s legit cause the office is right next to Walmart. I can raise a lot of hell on an hour lunch break.

No but seriously. I’m eating up my data plan and it’s the last of the month….I could be without Internet completely in a few days.

Such horrors I care not to experience again.

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP


shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEENĀ 


dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

kenobi-wan-obi:

i love to singa

about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a


am i more than you bargained for yet?


I wish I didn’t feel so shitty.

'Is this infected? Or am I just being a big baby?' A novel by me

Uuuugh the Internet/cable/phone is out at my house even though we paid the bill. And I barely scraped the side f my leg on the lawnmower trailer and now I’m worried that I may have somehow gotten rust in it cause it hurts like a bitch. And I have misplaced my iPad and I can’t find it cause I have no Internet in which to summon it. Uuuugggghhhhhhhhh

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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